Show #77 - Killer Baby Whales

We are back! Well, for now at least. To kick things off we catch up a bit and see how life has been in Tampa for Zack and Leeann. they tell us a bit about the beer scene and how many breweries there really our down there. Waaaaay more than you would think. Since they've been down there they have also acquired SeaWorld/Busch Gardens passes. Of course we dive into the parks at that point. Coming back from our second break we try Paul's homemade brews. Surprisingly they aren't that bad! The final third of the show gets a little serious but hopefully you stick around with us. We bring the comedy back to close out the show (well we think so at least), Anyway, thank you to all those who tuned in or download< we hope to see you again sometime soon!

Music Featured in the Show:
There For Tomorrow - The Remedy /
Neck Deep - Rock Bottom /
Dance Gavin Dance - Stroke God, Millionaire /
Saosin - Translating The Name /
Asking Alexandria - The Black /

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Show #76 - Podcast Animals

Parting is such sweet sorrow... is what I say if this was our final show. This isn't our final show but merely our first into a new format. We kick show #76 with Snoop Dogg narrating some Planet Earth. Well it actually took us a while to get the audio to work but we eventually got it going. As always we talk about the beers we're enjoying tonight (shout out to Celery City). Coming back from break we discuss our weekend. As you guys may know drinking ensued. Everyone take a close listen around the 52 minute mark where a creepy Japanese girl laughs and is picked up on the show.  We round out the show with the normal news stories. Well, normal is all relative. After news we end it with a special group BuzzFeed quiz. "How well do you know Gay sex?". Pretty well we think. Thank you so much to all those who have tuned in every week to listen to this. We truly appreciate all of you. We will back, better than ever. Well, maybe not that, but we'll be here for sure. Love all you guys! See you soon!

Music Featured in the Show:
AFI - End Transmission /
The Starting Line - Leaving /
Thrice - In Exile /
A New Found Glory - Goodbye Song /
Memphis May Fire - Possibilities /
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Show #75 - Cocaine Melts Steel Beams

Show #75! 3/4's of a century. This week was a bit a bit tough for us. It is with heavy hearts we announce that Zack and Leeann are moving to Tampa. However, the show will continue. We will bring you at least one studio show a month and plan a mobile show when we can. Its a bummer but we'll still be here! Tonight we kick things off with what apps we have on our phones. Things ranging from adult apps for banking and grocery shopping to games for lil babies like Boom Beach and Words with Friends. Coming back from break we discuss what everyone else in the world is talking about; if you won the lotto, what would you do? For the final segment we kick things off with non other than our famous BuzzFeed quizzes! Staying true to No Guarantees fashion we also bring you the hard hitting news stories. Thanks to Leeann for doing the work and finding those stories so we don't have to. Anyway guys, thanks for listening and we will see you next week for show #76!

Music Featured in the Show:

A Day To Remember - NJ Legion Iced Tea /
The Paper Chase - The Kids Will Grow Up to Be A**holes /
Lacey Strum - Impossible /
Bring Me The Horizon - Doomed /
Four Year Strong - Me Are From Mars, Women Are From Hell /
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Show #74 - Paul Blart Boat Cop

Happy New year!!! It's 2016 aaaaand, not much has changed. We're ok with that though, we like our formula. Obviously with New Years just passing we recap how we spent our New Years Eve. Some of us remember, some of us don't (Leeann). We have a new favorite show and it is hosted by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin. What more do you really need?! Paul, excuse me, Captain Paul rented a boat this weekend and had a river adventure. Go donate to our Go Fund Me and help Paul buy a boat! Anyone that donates, Paul will personally take out on his boat! Coming back into the third segment we take our weekly Buzzfeed quiz. This week, Which Disney Villain Is Your Sugar Daddy? We wrap things up with some of Leeanns news stories. While this week they weren't necessarily di*k related, they were interesting none the less. See you guys next week when we turn 3/4 century old with show #74!

Music Featured in the Show:

Contest of Arms - Prom Night Sacrifice /
Twenty One Pilots - Ride /
Panic! At The Disco - Hallelujah /
Contest of Arms - Sharp Is Safe, Dull Is Dangerous /
Contest of Arms - If Girls Were Bogies, I’d Be A Top Gun /

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